daftlypunk:

when a character you didn’t like dies

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(Source: yovahkiin, via agentlemanlyoctopus)

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via thequeenfromhell)

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

(via clean-suburban-gentleman)

arnericasinger:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

(via f-uck-ed)

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via f-uck-ed)